@2 weeks ago with 68359 notes
what’s that band with the 5 white men??
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
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